i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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