Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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