The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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