Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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