what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's never too late to be topless.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I have aggressive nipples.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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