Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We have started to decorate penises.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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