At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The struggles of a small town man whore
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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