Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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