This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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