Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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