There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
