Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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