I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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