I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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