So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
they need to just BURY HIM!
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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