i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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