with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
