Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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