Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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