I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
