i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
