We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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