ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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