I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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