this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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