Hey man sorry I got all grabby
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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