My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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