I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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