i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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