I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Alive.
So much puke
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Randomize