Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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