Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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