bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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