His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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