idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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