if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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