Whod you bang
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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