It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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