Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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