just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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