Sry I called you an 8
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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