Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Randomize
