Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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