No stitches, just platelets and will power
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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