WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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