Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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