then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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