You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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