some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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