I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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