I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
are you so shy because you have an std?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
