what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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