We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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