Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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