it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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