He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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