My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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