So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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